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Mara's Posterous  //  Mara is as complex as a level 9 sudoku puzzle & yet as simple as the crossword in back of People Magazine: Canada Edition - @nimadaivari

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Nov 17 / 12:13pm

The nicest message I've ever received from my little brother...

by Mara Marini
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Nov 16 / 5:42pm

I am not sure what kind of response you think you are going to get from this...?

by Mara Marini
Subject: Booger
From: leon20_83
Sent Date: 11/16/2011 3:49:17 PM

Yep, if you were a booger i'de pick u. I know u said not to impress
you but i couldnt resist using my sweet pick up line.. Hi my name is
Rod would you like to go out sometime and have a day of edventure and
wilderness, ok jk. its probably gona b a really normal date. or is it?

 
Nov 3 / 12:14pm

My parent's reaction to my email getting hacked.

by Mara Marini
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"We got this weird email...and then we clicked on it...and it's some kind of Viagra thing...we were just wondering your account got hacked into or something..."

 
Nov 3 / 12:14pm

My parent's reaction to my email getting hacked.

by Mara Marini
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"We got this weird email...and then we clicked on it...and it's some kind of Viagra thing...we were just wondering your account got hacked into or something..."

 
Sep 23 / 1:36pm

3) As opposed to laughing at it?

by Mara Marini
Subject: Hi
From: J.French
Sent Date: 9/18/2011 3:29:56 PM
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Looking for somebody to hold my wiener and take it seriously!
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Sep 23 / 12:59pm

2) You might not want to "start off" by asking a girl that? (But FTR - Yes, they are.)

by Mara Marini

Subject:
 Hi
From: divisionbell
Sent Date: 9/15/2011 11:57:35 PM


hihi so are those your lips you gorgeous thing
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Sep 23 / 12:07pm

1) des·per·ate  [des-per-it, -prit]: having little or no hope; extremely bad

by Mara Marini
From: 
jaderballs23
Sent Date:9/13/2011 1:21:53 AM		 Subject: Hi
have sex with me i promise u it will b amazing

 From: jaderballs23
Sent Date:9/12/2011 5:59:27 PM		 Subject: Hi
my#xxx-xxx-xxxx
 From: jaderballs23
Sent Date:9/12/2011 5:40:22 PM		 Subject: Hi
what are u up to beautiful?

 From: jaderballs23
Sent Date:9/10/2011 10:57:12 PM		 Subject: Hi
wow dont know if youre getting this but i wnt u

 From: jaderballs23
Sent Date:8/31/2011 1:04:12 PM		 Subject: Hi
damn your so fine.


 

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Sep 16 / 1:25pm

3) He broke Rule #55. (Rule 55: http://bit.ly/nSemEW)

by Mara Marini
Subject: WOW!
From: ChillDudeSeeks
Sent Date: 9/13/2011 4:56:52 PM

YOU ARE DEFINITELY MARRIAGE MATERIAL!!!

(Swingin' for the fences !!!)

Can we meet so we can begin our honey moon sooner than later?

Running, biking, swimming, cooking, microbrews, and dancing like no one's watching are all fun!
Wanna meet up for coffee and determine if we should have another date?


Michael

p/s - This might be a little extreme to try and score a first date with you, but at least I'm not exaggerating about how HoTT I think you are and I might as well be straight up and not waste your time about what I long for. Psst, just ignore the evil twin's pics who's trying his best to move in on my game, the lady friends have all told me that I'm better looking than he is


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Sep 16 / 12:28pm

2) If the third time isn't a charm...the 4th, 5th & 6th probably won't be either.

by Mara Marini
(There were messages dating back to June too, that got deleted. Lol.)

 From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:9/12/2011 11:01:07 PM		 Subject: RE: talk to me lol
 
I've never tried so hard to talk to someone, lol
From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:9/12/2011 10:59:38 PM		 Subject: talk to me lol
 
I've never tried so hard to talk to someone, lol
From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:9/12/2011 5:02:13 PM		 Subject: hi
 
Hi how are u

 

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:9/4/2011 10:48:54 PM

 Subject: u ever going to say hi lol
 
Just a hi lol
From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:9/2/2011 3:34:41 PM		 Subject: can u read my profile and tell me what is wrong
 
I'm new at this! I'm always looking to improve myself weather it's looks goals values whater, I like to grow as a person so pls tell me what your big turnoff is I can take an honest point of view 
From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/31/2011 11:22:59 PM		 Subject: profile
 
Hi how are u

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/26/2011 5:00:15 PM

Subject: wow so hot but so stuck up

 

 

I was just asking questions about what type media you in and what you ethnic background! Only gave you compliments and was just trying to be friendly! I guess you too good just to answer the average people, lol

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/26/2011 3:46:39 PM

Subject: lol

 

 

Are u ever going to answer any of my questions? I'm not hitting on you! 

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/26/2011 12:04:46 AM

Subject: just look at my profile, lol

 

 

I'm not hitting on u just answer some of my questions I've never sent a woman more than one message that does not respond but u for some reason I send a lot, lol! What type media u in?

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/25/2011 11:15:36 PM

Subject: media

 

 

Are u ever going to respond to anything I say? I'm not hitting on you just new to LA

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/25/2011 6:10:02 PM

Subject: work

 

 

What do you do for a living u are most gorgeous woman I've ever seen? What is your ethnic background 

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/25/2011 5:13:16 PM

Subject: west Hollywood

 

 

I bartend at the xxxxx come have a drink sometime. I live in west Hollywood too

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/18/2011 11:50:52 PM

Subject: question

 

 

What turns u so off about my profile? Don't be shy or lie I'm a big boy I can handle it, lol

 

From: Miamibartender34
Sent Date:8/16/2011 3:43:40 PM

Subject: I'm in west Hollywood too

 

 

I would love to get to know u

 
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Sep 16 / 11:36am

1) I've never been compared to tandoori chicken before...

by Mara Marini
Subject: Hi

From: Jag90025
Sent Date: 9/13/2011 6:19:31 PM
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wow...what dollface you are snow white. hotter than fire, sweeter than sugar and spicier than tandoori chicken.

Jag


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