Mara's posterous

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Mara's Posterous  //  Mara is as complex as a level 9 sudoku puzzle & yet as simple as the crossword in back of People Magazine: Canada Edition - @nimadaivari

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Mar 23 / 12:34pm

3) Example of an Introductory Message Fail. #FunnyFriday #onlinedating

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Soccerdude77

3/21/2012 6:32:38 PM

You like guys with muscles?


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Mar 23 / 11:59am

2) Whoah. Whoah. TME. (Too Much Exposed!) #FunnyFriday #onlinedating

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steell1

3/23/2012 1:27:47 AM

Hi how r u?So beautiful like u never heard that before.


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Mar 23 / 11:26am

1) The username is the offensive part. #FunnyFriday #onlinedating

by Mara Marini

Your conversation with cougarsmilfsonly   

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cougarsmilfsonly

3/21/2012 2:25:30 AM
Hello


 
Nov 17 / 12:13pm

The nicest message I've ever received from my little brother...

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Nov 16 / 5:42pm

I am not sure what kind of response you think you are going to get from this...?

by Mara Marini
Subject: Booger
From: leon20_83
Sent Date: 11/16/2011 3:49:17 PM

Yep, if you were a booger i'de pick u. I know u said not to impress
you but i couldnt resist using my sweet pick up line.. Hi my name is
Rod would you like to go out sometime and have a day of edventure and
wilderness, ok jk. its probably gona b a really normal date. or is it?

 
Nov 3 / 12:14pm

My parent's reaction to my email getting hacked.

by Mara Marini
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"We got this weird email...and then we clicked on it...and it's some kind of Viagra thing...we were just wondering your account got hacked into or something..."

 
Nov 3 / 12:14pm

My parent's reaction to my email getting hacked.

by Mara Marini
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"We got this weird email...and then we clicked on it...and it's some kind of Viagra thing...we were just wondering your account got hacked into or something..."

 
Sep 23 / 1:36pm

3) As opposed to laughing at it?

by Mara Marini
Subject: Hi
From: J.French
Sent Date: 9/18/2011 3:29:56 PM
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Looking for somebody to hold my wiener and take it seriously!
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Sep 23 / 12:59pm

2) You might not want to "start off" by asking a girl that? (But FTR - Yes, they are.)

by Mara Marini

Subject:
 Hi
From: divisionbell
Sent Date: 9/15/2011 11:57:35 PM


hihi so are those your lips you gorgeous thing
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Sep 23 / 12:07pm

1) des·per·ate  [des-per-it, -prit]: having little or no hope; extremely bad

by Mara Marini
From: 
jaderballs23
Sent Date:9/13/2011 1:21:53 AM		 Subject: Hi
have sex with me i promise u it will b amazing

 From: jaderballs23
Sent Date:9/12/2011 5:59:27 PM		 Subject: Hi
my#xxx-xxx-xxxx
 From: jaderballs23
Sent Date:9/12/2011 5:40:22 PM		 Subject: Hi
what are u up to beautiful?

 From: jaderballs23
Sent Date:9/10/2011 10:57:12 PM		 Subject: Hi
wow dont know if youre getting this but i wnt u

 From: jaderballs23
Sent Date:8/31/2011 1:04:12 PM		 Subject: Hi
damn your so fine.


 

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